What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
you are the future
Niggas would be getting caught up. Girls be like ” who you fucking? last time you had a t-rex and now its a stegosaurus
Lmaooo
(Source: tr3ndyc00l)
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
(via itsthelesbiana)
I can’t promise you won’t experience pain if you’re with me. I can promise you’ll like some of it.
(via naelojo)
YAHOO BUYS TUMBLR FOR 1.5 BILLION IN CASH! TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC
FAST PEOPLE! GO SAVE YOUR PORN BEFORE YAHOO GETS RID OF IT! CODE RED! CODE RED! CODE RED! YAHOO WILL HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE ON TUESDAY! WE MUST NEVER FORGET THIS DAY. SO SO SO SAD! REST IN PEACE TUMBLR 5/19/2013
(via babyyouknowiamfabulous)
THIS IS THE BEST HARLEM SHAKE AND I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH
(Source: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t, via switchblade-sally)
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